Oh Sweet Baby, Feed My YakPairing: Hermione Granger/Fred WeasleyOh Sweet Baby, Feed My Yak by ~LindsayIrene
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter universe belongs to JK Rowling.
Hermione peered at herself the mirror that hung in the hallway, worried that her make-up was running all over her face. But, no, the mascara that she had bought from the apothecary in Hogsmeade was smudge-proof and tear-proof, just like the packaging said. Witch cosmetics were far superior to their Muggle counterparts.
Her hair was still sleek and perfectly in place, and her outfit was still unwrinkled and fresh. If it weren't for her sniffling and her reddened eyes, no one would realize that anything was wrong.
"My parents deny it, but I'm pretty sure that Ron was dropped on his head as a baby."
Hermione caught the tall ginger's eyes in the mirror. "Oh, Fred!"
"No, you're not." A small smile played on Hermione's lips.
"Merlin, you really are too clever, aren't you?" Fred laughed.
"There's no such thing as too clever." Hermione turned so she co